• Dear Diary: I Can’t Stop Eating Cashews, Please Send Help

    Yeah, that’s right. Cashews. They’re like the nutty version of crack (Note: I have no idea what crack’s like as I haven’t and will never try it, I just assume it’s like having a cashew addiction but a shit ton worse). You innocently take a container with some cashews in…

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    Dear Diary: New Year New Everything (And 2014 Plane Crashes?)

    I know everyone keeps going on about how 2016 was the devil or whatever, but I tend to agree with @MsTexas1967 in that “it is becoming increasingly obvious that David Bowie has established a better alternate universe and is populating it selectively one-by-one”. Yeah, a lot of really inspirational and talented…

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    Dear Diary: Monks & Markets, Podiatry & Podcasts

    After my last Dear Diary, I had a friend ask if I was seeing a physio for my knee. I explained to her that I’ve recently become entirely disheartened with physios & podiatrists, so no, I wasn’t seeing one for this. After seeing them for a lifetime for all sorts…

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    How To Buy Awesome Presents Online In Time For Christmas

    Imagine this: It’s only 10 business days till Christmas. You’re yet to buy a single thing. And you’re flat-out busy every weekend and late night shopping day from now till the big day. What do you do? Instead of freaking out and buying 20 Favourites boxes for everyone (and being…

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    Hands Down The Best Dad & Daughter Dance I’ve Ever Seen

    How amazingly sweet is this! Mikayla Ellison Phillips and her Dad Nathan Ellison surprised their guests with some pretty schmick moves at her wedding back on October 6th 2016, and now the video’s been viewed over 7 MILLION times! Mikayla met her to-be husband when they were both members of the Brigham…

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    Dear Diary: Bung Knees & A Flying Niffler

    Firstly, apologies for this being a day late :(. I like to get these out on Sunday as a summary of the week, but nekminnit it was Monday! This week has been a weird one – some emotional ups & downs, let downs & inconveniences, but all in all it was…

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    Adventure Time: National Rhododendron Gardens, Olinda

    When I was a kid I remember Mum & Dad taking me to the National Rhododendron Gardens in Olinda, Victoria, and I recall having fun, but that’s about it. So when Shona and I decided to head back up there as fully fledged adults and semi-functioning adults, I was excited to see…

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